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36 OF THE MOST EPIC PUMPKIN CARVINGS EVER

36 OF THE MOST EPIC PUMPKIN CARVINGS EVER

If you’re like us, you can appreciate a good pumpkin carving. So, we’ve decided that in honor of our favorite holiday, we’re sharing 36 of our favorite pumpkin carvings, from whimsical to down-right terrifying.

How the hell do you make a pumpkin look this realistic?

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This pumpkin is just downright hilarious. No real points for “precision,” but the subject matter is horrendous.

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Definite clever…

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18 People Who Had Just One Job And Failed Miserably

18 People Who Had Just One Job And Failed Miserably

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9. Give grandpa…

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34 Eerie Photos That Show How The World Will Be If Humans Didn’t Exist

34 Eerie Photos That Show How The World Will Be If Humans Didn’t Exist

If humankind keep on exploiting natural resources at this rate then a ecological nightmare is inevitable. Reports suggests that by 2050 there will be no fish left in the sea, and by that time we may also lose low-lying island nations in Oceania. A Planet of the Apes or Book of Eli style human eradication could be on the cards unless we all pull our fingers out. But what would such a world look…

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The 12 Most Messed Up and Extreme Piercings Will Leave you Questioning The Human Race

The 12 Most Messed Up and Extreme Piercings Will Leave you Questioning The Human Race

Madonna pierced her navel. Axl Rose put a ring through his nipple. And Britney Spears got the mother of all belly-button piercings. Body piercing is big, really big. Young people, especially, have embraced the art, puncturing their tongue, eyebrows and other parts with gusto. And some people really bloody love piercings, this 12 definitely fit in that category…

1. Not content with striking…

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London’s Subway System Once Used These Busy Tunnels. But Now? Whoa.

London’s Subway System Once Used These Busy Tunnels. But Now? Whoa.

One thing I never understood is why abandoned subway stations and tracks exist throughout New York City. We let these places rot underground in a place where every square foot of real estate is a precious commodity. It just doesn’t make sense.

When I learned that London had these 19 similar places sitting below its busy streets, I had to learn more about what’s down there. But after I did, I…

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How The F**k Did This Russian Guy Survive The Tornado? (Video)

It’s been reported over 1 million Russians (and counting) now have dash cams installed in their cars.

15 photos that prove that a lot of strange things happen in Russia!

15 photos that prove that a lot of strange things happen in Russia!

15 photos that prove that a lot of strange things happen in Russia!

Ah Russia! We often talk trash about Russia in the Internet and with good reason, a lot of videos and photos come to us from this country where definitely very strange things happen!

Here’s a compilation of 15 photos that prove that many strange things happen in this country.

Men driving while holding a beer, men who cut…

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20 People Who Thought: “F**K It I Don’t Care Anymore”

20 People Who Thought: “F**K It I Don’t Care Anymore”

For some people, there comes a point when they think to themselves, “You know what, f**k this s**t, I’m guna do things my way from now on.” Thoughts like this usually supersede that nutter you’ve seen walking around the town centre in a full grey-tracksuit, with a dirty looking beard and quite possibly talking to himself. Everyone has a breaking  point and once you’re over the threshold, all…

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World’s Most Expensive Burger

World’s Most Expensive Burger

A restaurant in Chelsea is giving customers the ultimate post-pub treat – by selling a burger for £1,100. The world’s most expensive burger, dubbed the “Glamburger”, is stuffed with a burger patty made from 220 grams of Kobe Wagyu beef minced with 60 grams of New Zealand venison and seasoned with smoked Himalayan salt.

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Inside the opulent meat patty is a liquid pocket of black truffle brie. As if…

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